We all have that friend who is obsessed with your overly sexy man of the moment, we call him 'The Amazingly Sexy Man Who's Extremely Sleezy And Your Friends Just Can't Resist', whether he be a calvin klein underwear model or just an ordinary hottie. That one friend who always, no matter how amazing or how dull the person you fancy is the friend will always decide they fancy them too. This kind of friend is an extreme pain in the ass, although in my case, I love mine dearly.. And as lucky as i am i get to have a few of these amazing kind of friends. Which is great seeing as we all love a little bitch fight over a fling every once in a while.
Not only do these types of friends do this to one of their friends, they are kind enough to share their jealousy and do this to many of their friends. If you are one of these people i suggest you don't do what i am about to share happened in a scenario once upon a time, because you will lose everything.. Just to put things in the kindest way possible.
So back to the sexy underwear model, who might I add was mighty fine.. This charming flirt was infatuated by the ditzy young girl who was drooling at his feet. Though as the story goes when this man of the moment came time to meet the bestfriend there was a bit of conflict.. Well, a bit to say the least. The ending result of jealousy and trying to outflirt your bestfriend to impress her boyfriend never goes down well..especially with flirting techniques such as an awkward pout. Friendships get ruined.. Although in my case, they were rebuilt after a few years of a gap.
But to all the lovely ladies like this, stop being a whore, your friends will appreciate it. And to the extremely sexy sleeze buckets, although you are amazing and will always be just a sleeze, you're lucky because we all can't help but love you.. Better hope you stay toned, otherwise you're screwed.
Lots Of Love,
Pretty Little Bitch Girl
xx
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