The Drunken Feelings Speech.

Is the classical drunken feelings speech something horrible and regrettable or may it possible be all not so bad?

The drunken speech you give to someone whether they be your partner, friend or anyone is the speech of your effections, this being how much you admire, despise, adore or like someone. This speech is a sloppy repetative one that is often just extremely embarrassing as you sound like a fool. Although hopefully no one tells you this, because trust me i know that the speech giver, if they remember will for sure be feeling like a bit of a retard and will be hoping like hell that the receiver of the speech has no memory of it.. Which generally they remember it all.. This of course being pure 'luck'.

For example.. The other night i was the incredibly smashed treasure to give a drunken speech, which might i add was a horrendously huge ramble of a speech at that. I gave my little form of communication to my boyfriend of how much i adore and like him. The entire time i spoke, which apparently went for at least an hour, it consisted of crap along the lines of...
         'I epically like you' (because epically is now clearly a form and amount for the endearment of someone)
         'I'm so happy you live here too' (this one i bantered on about for a fair amount of time)
         'I really really like you, did you know that...but really. (this one probably being the worst of them all)

So in my drunken rambling i managed to put the opportunity of two things into the head of the amazing boyfriend of mine and leave them there for him to decide how to react to. These two possible scenarios being:
   1.     wow totally not expecting her to like me as she has now just drunkenly admitted too, then say crap as he runs for the hills
or
   2.     be fine with what the drunken mess of a girlfriend has just said and be somewhat delighted and happy that she has admitted to feeling this way.

In my case, thankfully it went towards scenario 2. Which might i add i am quite greatful for as i was hoping he wouldn't pack up his bags and run after my so called drunken feelings speech. 

Although not all of the drunken speech givers are this lucky to have there next morning go according to scenario 2 and not wake up to their partner climbing out the window with their precious belongings.

So here is my advice.. Don't drunken speech your boyfriend unless he is as remarkable as mine, and if he is..you're very lucky, whether you think so or not.

Lots Of Love,
      Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                        xx