The Psychotic Ex.

So we all have that one Ex that just refuses to let go and move on. The one that thinks the sun really does shine from your ass. The one that hangs around only managing to irritate you and make situations for themselves worse in relation to new partners. Yes, we all have one of them, or possibly you may have more.. if you could ever be that lucky.

 These Ex's are like a disease. A disease you wish you listened to your beloved friend’s advice and purchased that $8.50 bottle of bug repellent and liberally used it before pursuing your relationship with the infected bug.

The 'Clingy' stage. This may be one of the most irritating traits a person can have. If you think it is cute or sweet, I must bluntly tell you that you are wrong! This type of personality behaviorism is quite literally a major turn off. I once knew of a young man to be so clingy that he got to the stage to follow his miss' to the bathroom of her own house only to wait outside the door. I am yet to find out why the young man felt this necessary, perhaps he thought the bathroom window was large enough for her escape from his intense clinginess.. unfortunately it was not. So I suggest if your young gentleman does this, run for the hills where ever this may be, you can climb out your extremely small bathroom window or to hide in the dog’s house until he has left. Either way I suggest you pack up and take your beautiful shades of lippy home from his house, change streets, phone numbers, possibly get a face transplant, and continue on life without the leach before he continues to suck the life out of you.

The 'I Will Tell All Your Friends How Much I Am Still In Love With You' stage. This stage, although doesn't bother the one being admired, I do feel quite sympathetic for their outstanding friends who get to sit around and hear about their amazingness, incredible laugh, smile, the way they flick their hair, the way they sneeze, every little detail that nobody really gives a crap about. If you are currently listening to one of your darling friends' psycho Ex's tell you about how amazing they are please remind them you know and so does their new partner, regardless of if they have one or not.

Lots Of Love,

          Pretty Little Bitch Girl

                                xx