The Drunken Feelings Speech.

Is the classical drunken feelings speech something horrible and regrettable or may it possible be all not so bad?

The drunken speech you give to someone whether they be your partner, friend or anyone is the speech of your effections, this being how much you admire, despise, adore or like someone. This speech is a sloppy repetative one that is often just extremely embarrassing as you sound like a fool. Although hopefully no one tells you this, because trust me i know that the speech giver, if they remember will for sure be feeling like a bit of a retard and will be hoping like hell that the receiver of the speech has no memory of it.. Which generally they remember it all.. This of course being pure 'luck'.

For example.. The other night i was the incredibly smashed treasure to give a drunken speech, which might i add was a horrendously huge ramble of a speech at that. I gave my little form of communication to my boyfriend of how much i adore and like him. The entire time i spoke, which apparently went for at least an hour, it consisted of crap along the lines of...
         'I epically like you' (because epically is now clearly a form and amount for the endearment of someone)
         'I'm so happy you live here too' (this one i bantered on about for a fair amount of time)
         'I really really like you, did you know that...but really. (this one probably being the worst of them all)

So in my drunken rambling i managed to put the opportunity of two things into the head of the amazing boyfriend of mine and leave them there for him to decide how to react to. These two possible scenarios being:
   1.     wow totally not expecting her to like me as she has now just drunkenly admitted too, then say crap as he runs for the hills
or
   2.     be fine with what the drunken mess of a girlfriend has just said and be somewhat delighted and happy that she has admitted to feeling this way.

In my case, thankfully it went towards scenario 2. Which might i add i am quite greatful for as i was hoping he wouldn't pack up his bags and run after my so called drunken feelings speech. 

Although not all of the drunken speech givers are this lucky to have there next morning go according to scenario 2 and not wake up to their partner climbing out the window with their precious belongings.

So here is my advice.. Don't drunken speech your boyfriend unless he is as remarkable as mine, and if he is..you're very lucky, whether you think so or not.

Lots Of Love,
      Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                        xx

Lust with a Loser.

This little read will tell you all about that one special person who you think is the one..until you realise they really aren't and you see your friends judgements of them becoming true, whether the judgements be they are a piece of shit or just a general low life asshole.

The one who you totally fell lustful for, the one who despite the way they treated you you thought they were amazingly nice and kind...even though this in reality wasn't the case. The one you made excusses in your mind for, excusses to your friends and even excusses to yourself. These excusses are the types that go along the lines of...
                     'It's how he shows he cares.'
                     'He didn't mean it.'
                     'I love him so it doesn't matter.'
                     'But i know he loves me.'
                    'He's not always like this, it's just the moment.'

If you say excusses like this to anyone, including yourself, you are wasting your time on a prick!! Stop your stupid lustful desires and get over the moron!

But here is the hard thing.. You really do think you care for them, until they do that one thing that makes you realise you don't. It makes you realise you don't deserve what they give. The problem with this is it could be a month into your relationship, 6 months, a year or even longer.

A way of seeing that really they are not the best idea for you is, for example when the song 'mean' by Taylor Swift is played it reminds you of them (even when you're still together)! If you have something like this, although it is amusing the jokes you make to your friends about having such a type of song like this to remind you of your loser whom you lust/lusted..it really should be a sign that its not right.

I'm not saying that it's all bad, cos a lot of it is nice, fun and what you want at the time.. It's only once you leave it or get hurt that badly that you realise you didn't want it at all.

But in my case, i was lucky. I left my lust with a loser and now have something much much better.  <3  :)

Lots Of Love,
      Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                        xx

The Platonic Possibility

So as everyone, i have one of those amazing people who i love dearly who is just the friend, but the one who could always quite easily slip into the position of something more. My friend has been a past, but i don't intend on having him as a future. He is the kind of friend who will go to that auntie's brother-in-laws wedding with you, comfort you when you are a mess, give advice on the other potential partners in your life, never think anyone is ever good enough. They are the one you always have fun with, the one who will never let you down.

These people are amazing. Don't let them out of your life, ever! And if you make the mistake of doing this i suggest you beg at their feet everyday for them to rekindle themselves into your adventurous life that seems dull without them, and if you don't beg for them back and stay stubborn you are a waste of space and truly a stupid human being.

I wouldn't change my friend for anyone in the entire world! This friend has seen every side of me, this including the disgustingly horrible early morning me, the trashy can barely stand me, the housewife dinner cooking laundry cleaning me, and the plain normal exciting me. And these people love you throughout them all. These people are true treasures to the world.

The pain about these people although is.. New lovers get extremely jealous when you hang out with your platonic friend. And It Is one of the most annoying things as all you really want is to freely be uncomplicated with both your new lover and your old platonic friend.    ... There is also the jealousy of the platonic friend towards the new lover, the doubt they have towards how long this new love will be around and these questions although ones we all need to face aren't really what we want to be thinking about when we have a new partner on the scene.

These friends are the ones you have to literaly convince both your friends and families that nothing is going on.. Well at the times where nothing is going on.

The worst part of having the platonic possibility friend is the other partners. I on many occasions have had to define and swear on my life my platonic possibility is and is only a friend, this is not so hard to do. As on the other hand, convincing your platonic possibilities partner that you are not in-love with your friend and that there is nothing happening is the hardest thing to do. Especially as you are never believed by your platonic possibilities partner. But to think about it would you really believe that flirtatious friend who is all over your partner when they say that there is nothing going on and that nothing will go on..?!

So as my final message to all those platonic possibilities, we all love you. You are amazing, we would die without you in our lives, without you i don't know how i could have survived all those stupid Ex's, stupid friends and plain old stupid drama, so for that i thank you.

Lots Of Love,
      Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                        xx

The Coffee Shop Hottie

Who can resist the coffee shop hottie?! The extremely gorgeous flirtatious one who makes coffee and is the perfect eye candy while you drink that amazing dose of caffine. How could anyone in their right mind not fluster over the coffee shop hottie?!

In my lifetime there have been a lot of coffee shops and even more coffee shop hotties. But there is always that one place that continuously has outstandingly dreamy staff. And these places you never want to leave, you have coffee at multiple times a day just to peruse its beauty.

The simplicity of it is something i find humerous but comforting as they don't know who you are, but they admire you just as much as you like to simply check out what they have on their "menu".

My favourite coffee shop is a little charming place in which i regularly visit multiple times a day with friends when i get the opportunity, which lately isn't very often at all, possibly only a few months of every year. This place is adorable. It also quite often has many many Isralie beauties who work there, one of the reasons it is such a hit between me and my beloved friends. I suggest everyone has a coffee shop like this, they are truly one of the most important aspects and needs in life.

So in short, just a little suggestion to you all. Find your coffee place with a perve worthy hottie to spend your days at.

Lots Of Love,
       Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                          xx

The Disobedient Friend

We all have that friend who is obsessed with your overly sexy man of the moment, we call him 'The Amazingly Sexy Man Who's Extremely Sleezy And Your Friends Just Can't Resist', whether he be a calvin klein underwear model or just an ordinary hottie. That one friend who always, no matter how amazing or how dull the person you fancy is the friend will always decide they fancy them too. This kind of friend is an extreme pain in the ass, although in my case, I love mine dearly..  And as lucky as i am i get to have a few of these amazing kind of friends. Which is great seeing as we all love a little bitch fight over a fling every once in a while.

Not only do these types of friends do this to one of their friends, they are kind enough to share their jealousy and do this to many of their friends. If you are one of these people i suggest you don't do what i am about to share happened in a scenario once upon a time, because you will lose everything.. Just to put things in the kindest way possible.

So back to the sexy underwear model, who might I add was mighty fine.. This charming flirt was infatuated by the ditzy young girl who was drooling at his feet. Though as the story goes when this man of the moment came time to meet the bestfriend there was a bit of conflict.. Well, a bit to say the least. The ending result of jealousy and trying to outflirt your bestfriend to impress her boyfriend never goes down well..especially with flirting techniques such as an awkward pout. Friendships get ruined.. Although in my case, they were rebuilt after a few years of a gap.

But to all the lovely ladies like this, stop being a whore, your friends will appreciate it. And to the extremely sexy sleeze buckets, although you are amazing and will always be just a sleeze, you're lucky because we all can't help but love you.. Better hope you stay toned, otherwise you're screwed.

Lots Of Love,
           Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                                   xx

The Psychotic Ex.

So we all have that one Ex that just refuses to let go and move on. The one that thinks the sun really does shine from your ass. The one that hangs around only managing to irritate you and make situations for themselves worse in relation to new partners. Yes, we all have one of them, or possibly you may have more.. if you could ever be that lucky.

 These Ex's are like a disease. A disease you wish you listened to your beloved friend’s advice and purchased that $8.50 bottle of bug repellent and liberally used it before pursuing your relationship with the infected bug.

The 'Clingy' stage. This may be one of the most irritating traits a person can have. If you think it is cute or sweet, I must bluntly tell you that you are wrong! This type of personality behaviorism is quite literally a major turn off. I once knew of a young man to be so clingy that he got to the stage to follow his miss' to the bathroom of her own house only to wait outside the door. I am yet to find out why the young man felt this necessary, perhaps he thought the bathroom window was large enough for her escape from his intense clinginess.. unfortunately it was not. So I suggest if your young gentleman does this, run for the hills where ever this may be, you can climb out your extremely small bathroom window or to hide in the dog’s house until he has left. Either way I suggest you pack up and take your beautiful shades of lippy home from his house, change streets, phone numbers, possibly get a face transplant, and continue on life without the leach before he continues to suck the life out of you.

The 'I Will Tell All Your Friends How Much I Am Still In Love With You' stage. This stage, although doesn't bother the one being admired, I do feel quite sympathetic for their outstanding friends who get to sit around and hear about their amazingness, incredible laugh, smile, the way they flick their hair, the way they sneeze, every little detail that nobody really gives a crap about. If you are currently listening to one of your darling friends' psycho Ex's tell you about how amazing they are please remind them you know and so does their new partner, regardless of if they have one or not.

Lots Of Love,

          Pretty Little Bitch Girl

                                xx