Ever More Infrequent Sex

I have a friend, who is although new i treasue dearly.

This friend has a problem, one of which i think they are in need of guidance and advice. This issue is of high importance, it is about sex. and not just sex, about anything remotely sexual and about one of the top priorities, love making.

This friend has been with his girlfriend for years, let's say 4 for example. And here is the problem...there has been no kind of sex in at least 1 year. At least!

The friends girlfriend has refused to have a conversation about why and if i was in my lovely friends position i don't think I'd be too impressed.

The only reason i really can think of is that the girlfriend might be cheating (though hopefully not, as i haven't met her but i'm sure she is lovely and wouldn't be the kind of person to do that) or maybe my friend is just really shit in the bedroom. but isn't it 'practice makes perfect' so shouldn't they always be at it then?

I don't know. but hopefully for my friends sake things change. As honestly if i was him there'd be no way i would have put up with no explanation as to why one partner is avoiding the othes 'parts' like they have the plague! because really is one conversation that hard?

I really don't know how my friend has done it and stayed faithful. i congratulate him heaps! As I would be asking 'when is enough enough?' Way to often to have stayed so long.
And with his girlfriend, i really don't know what she's thinking as she has a great catch yet is risking losing him over something so small (yet so important) as sex.

Lots of Love,
Pretty Little Bitch Girl
xx

The Boyfriends Roots.

So my boyfriend was a bit of a tramp before we met (not that i can judge, nor care as it was his past not present/future) and somehow things creep up to linger in my subconscience. Not often, but still often enough.
                  ....And there's nothing i can do about it.
Besides feel lousy.

To give you an example of the times that i ended up feeling like shit about myself (for who knows what reason) ....

A few months ago we were all out at the local pub for our ritual saturday night though my boyfriend was away that week. I got talking with my bestfriend and another girl (who i have become friends with since meeting through the group surrounding my boyfriend) about general girl talk. As we are in the middle of a conversation nothing to do with anything important the girl says '...me and ...boyfriends name.. used to fuck...' thats all i really remember except the fact all the alcohol then rushed to my emotions which didnt help. Luckily my dearest bestie was there to say she needed the bathroom and drag me with her before i could become a mess in front of people. 
                     Two things though;                 
                                                   Why did that have to be brought that up in converstaion and make me pretend i didnt care and that i already knew - as to not be awkward - (which i think i should have already known but didn't)
                                                 And secondly why would i have not known this? why would my boyfriend not have told me?! I hang out with this girl, shouldn't i know you've fucked? But that's ok that i didn't know my mind now can play fun games like 'think of all the depressing reasons why he didn't tell you' - woo fun!

I got over that one pretty fast though. About the time my alcohol wore off.. or a few days later.. i can't quite remember.

But here we go, example number two. And this one sucks!

The other week i met and had drinks with one of my boyfriend and the boys' old friend ..who just to add is younger than me and prettier too!... this girl i'd heard bits about but not much. The main thing i'd heard was she'd slept with one of the boys' ..i'll call him Cody for arguments sake. I'd also heard a rumor she'd slept with my boyfriend and before meeting i asked him 'is she pretty?' He'd responded by telling me not at all (apparently in his opinion) and asked 'have you slept with her?' and he replied to my question with 'Cody slept with her.' this making me as anyone else would do the same take the sleeping question as a no.
So we went out for drinks, ra ra ra.
Then a week-ish later comments on a facebook status breach the topic that yes my boyfriend had fucked her. as the comments went...
                       boyfriend: blablabla...you fucked Cody...blablabla
                                girl: I fucked you too
                      boyfriend: blablabla
As i am left there wondering why my boyfriend indirectly lied to me about it and what does talking about it mean my boyfriend continues his stupid conversation about it. I don't joke with my ex's about how we used to fuck because i don't care so by talking about it on a public place for everyone to see shows what exactly, that you still care? I don't know.
      But i do know avoiding my question before meeting her about the relationship between you guys and telling me it was one of the other boys (though this was true) not you is deffinately not a wise idea for the future!

So that's it.
Ex fucks should your partner know or not? what about if your partner knows the person, should you tell them then?
Cos not telling them i'm sure isn't the best choice to go with.

Lots Of Love,
Pretty Little Bitch Girl
xx

romantic sex or romantic snuggle.

As i was sitting home watching crap on tv over dinner with my love i decide 'hey, maybe i could be romantic tommorow night and surprise my boyfriend' because he is always doing sweet stuff for me.
So that's what i attempted the following night, and here's how it went..

It was 7pm after i got home and had finished dinner, he would be home at 8. Perfect i had one hour. I moved all the shit and clutter away and put it where it belongs and noticed how it actually looks nice and huge when it's clean, who would have thought! I showered put on sexy lingure and covered the whole room with candles. It looked beautiful. We had strawberries in champagne downstairns plus an extra bottle of champagne too :) ! I was excited..and i looked pretty good, well at least i thought.

8pm when he arrives home. We go upstairs so he can put his stuff away, possibly play his xbox, but i knew that was not what i'd planned for the cards that evening.

He opens the bedroom door and there is our bedroom looking beautifully romantic.

Though.. my night then went off course..

I like to snuggle when we go to bed. So my boyfriend thought he would give me what i wanted and want to snuggle. This putting a downer on my night as 'sweetie i love to snuggle, but no that is not what i planned tonight!'

Though after an awkward moment of him trying to snuggle to give me what i normally want and me seducing him i finally got it through his head that hey, tonight it's not about the snuggling. Then we got our strawberries and champagne and the night that I'd originally planned.

So what is it, is a planned night romantic only when it ends in sex or when plans are changed and it ends in snuggles (that are normally cute and romantic whilst watching a movie in bed) with a room full of candles still romantic or does it lose it's point of a romantic suprise?

Lots Of Love,
Pretty Little Bitch Girl
xx

Relationship vs 'Sex-ationship'

What is better the relationship with everything or the 'sex-ationship' with just the casual rooting around, no strings attached?

A 'sex-ationship' well sounds good in theory. Not having to pretend you care if you don't, not needing to spend your time together, no meeting family or friends and playing nice, no dates, just sex, with the only rule being 'No strings attached'. Yet don't we all know 'no strings attached' means we will pretend that there is no feeling, but at least one of us will most likely be hurt at one stage when they confuse or mix their emotions with plain emotionless sex.

And then there is the relationship. The spending quality time together, going on dates, meeting families, actually caring, being there for the plain out shit times but also there for the good. Plus of course, the sex is there aswell just with meaning and emotion behind it.

Which is better? I much prefer the relationship, though i'm sure not everyone is on the same side as me.

But here is my actual question and thought..
If you can have a relationship without sex can you have sex without a relationship?

Though who said anything about a relationship without sex anyhow..

Lots Of Love,
Pretty Little Bitch Girl
xx

The Name Tramp.

The bitch who screams the wrong name! what can i say besides..skank!

But really how shit must that be for the other party, i mean think about it.. You're really into this one, you really like them then bam they slap you in the face by calling you someone else because, well clearly they couldn't be thinking of you as you make them scream, cos honestly, you're just not that good.

So my amazing trashbag of a friend, who might i add i love to pieces and would die without, managed to call her current toyboy by the wrong name..whilst in bed. The name she called him was the name of a previous fling, one of whom the new toyboy has previously expressed jealousy of.

It's the one rule, the only rule. Don't scream the wrong name as you climax, as it doesn't make for the ending that you really want.

So my message to all you trampy ladies who confuse the names of your toys, make a list. It's easier that way. And to the ladies who like their toy abit too much, don't do it again as hurting the toy you're begining to fall for once is enough.

Lots Of Love,
      Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                        xx

The Epic Drunk Sex.

So i have this friend, and according to her...

Everytime her and her Mr do the deed whilst drunk epic sex is evident. And by saying epic i mean screaming so loud the neighbours mention it in joke the next time they see you.

She informs me that a screaming orgasm is not just a myth! and this i'm quite sure would be a bonus.

My friend tells me that it's the only time your partner is willingly going to wait for you, so by that it must be pretty amazing.

So this friend of mine was sharing the trashy details of her sexual life and through discussion a story came about. This story took place in a hotel. The story goes along the lines of the lovely couple who spent the night in a hotel, which the girlfriend was quite impressed and happy about. After a night out and a few cosmo's the couple finally went to bed. This is where the real story begins.

As the night went on crazy bed sex was had, this apparently involving lots of extremely loud screaming and moaning..and then the couple took their dirty deed to the balcony. This being a good idea, yet possibly stupid as well as the the screaming from the balcony began to echo and then the sight of rooms on the opposite side of the hotel balcony lights turn on from multiple different rooms, and then to make it even more dramatic the neighbouring hotel stayer comes out onto his balcony to see what all the noise is about. ... This was when the couple took it inside to finish what they had started, witch was epic epic sex.

The next morning as the boyfriend of this lovely couple was having a shower the girlfriend whilst lying on the bed could hear general conversations from the neighbouring (even closer neighbouring than the man who came out onto the balcony next door) hotel suits. This is when the 'oh my god' thought of how loud were we last night comes to the minds of the couple.

But all in all who really cares, the night, the sex, the everything was epically perfect.

Lots Of Love,
      Pretty Little Bitch Girl
                        xx